Hey, Hipster Lyrics

Hey, hipster, tell me how you do it?
Seems every joke I tell, you already knew it
Hey, hipster, it's rad the way you dress
I know your superiority is complex
Hey, hipster, I like the way you bang the drums
Make it sound delicious with both of your microphones
Hey, hipster, holdin' both your thumbs down
To my dated, antiquated, unimportant sound

Hipster, hipster, the ultimate cool's the sound of
The ultimate cool's the sound of
The ultimate cool's the sound of
Hipster, hipster, the ultimate cool's the sound of
Yeah, the ultimate cool
The ultimate cool's the sound of silence.

Hey, hipster, wish I could sport a mustache like that
Lookin' so fresh under the cabbie hat
Hey, hipster, what's comin' out the headphones?
Analog, down to your tattooed bones
Hey, hipster, show me where ya goin'
Unless you feel I'm better off not knowin'
Hey, hipster, is that how you escape?
Absorb your sermons from a walkman tape.

Hipster, hipster, the ultimate cool's the sound of
The ultimate cool's the sound of
The ultimate cool's the sound of
Hipster, hipster, the ultimate cool's the sound of
Yeah, the ultimate cool
The ultimate cool's the sound of silence.

We are New York, we are Los Angeles
We are hipsters (everyone else go fuck yourselves!)
We are Portland, we are Minneapolis
We are hipsters (everyone else go fuck yourselves!)
We are Austin, we are Jezebels
We are London (everyone else go fuck yourselves!)
We are Tokyo, all the way to Paris
We are San Francisco (everyone else go fuck yourselves!)
We are East Nashville
We are East Nashville
We are East Nashville (everyone else go fuck yourselves!)
We are East Nashville
We are East Nashville
We are East Nashville
Everyone else go fuck yourselves!