Here Comes The Judge Lyrics

Hear ye, hear ye This court is now in session His honor, Judge Pigmeat Markham presiding Hear ye, hear ye The court of swing is Just about ready to do that thing I don't want no tears I don't want no lies Above all, I don't want no alibis This judge is hip and that ain't all He'll give you time if you're big or small Fall in line for this court is neat Peace, brother Uh oh, here come the Judge Here comes the Judge Everybody knows That he is the Judge Everybody near and far I'm going to Paris to stop this war All those kids gotta listen to me Because I am the judge And you can plainly see I want a big round table when I get there I won't sit down to one that's square I wanna lay down the law To them that brought it I'll bust some head Because I am the judge He is the Judge He is the Judge Everybody knows That he is the Judge Who's there (I is) I is who I is your next door neighbor Order, order, order Order in this courtroom Order in this courtroom Judge, your honorship, hi, Sir Did I hear you say order in the court Yes, I said order Well, I'll take two cans of beer, please He is the Judge He is the Judge Everybody knows That he is the Judge I had a chat with Ho Chi Min With cheap rice wine and chased with gin Won't take long unless I miss my guess I'll have you out of this doggone mess I sent a cable to Bob and Mac Let them know I'm coming back Sit right down with Rock and Nick Teach them boys some of Pigmeat's tricks Oh, oh, judge, your Honor, Pigmeat, Sir Don't you remember me No, who are you, boy Well, I'm the feller that introduced You to your wife (to my wife) (Yeah) life, you son of a gun, you Come November, election time You vote your way, I'll vote mine Case there's a tie and The money gets spent Vote for Pigmeat Markham, President I am the Judge, I am the Judge Everybody knows I am the Judge I am the Judge, I am the Judge Everybody knows that he is the Judge Now, everybody know I am the Judge