Heart Attacks Lyrics

We went to the zoo
We learned a thing or two
Animals die just like you and I
Even bears have heart attacks
And even lions have heart attacks

There's no need to cry, Mother Nature tries
And even cows have heart attacks
And even baby dinosaurs have heart attacks

They don't exercise and they eat too much fat
And even leprechauns have heart attacks
And even Nostradamus had heart attacks (I knew it)

It's just nature's way, it happens every day
And even Bob Marley cover-bands have heart attacks
Even cheerleaders, trees, and birds have heart attacks

If we knew why, we'd know the meaning of life
If they'd just exercise maybe they'd survive their heart attacks!