Hard-on For A Hummer Lyrics

Once again you've been attacked
By some asshole driving a hummer
While watching porno on a DVD
And playing with a Shih-Tzu
You we're nearly run off the road
A place that car will never be used
As it spits enough exhaust to kill a few gorillas
Some day you'll fight back with your own status symbol
Some day you'll fight back with your reckless status symbol
You'll buy your own nature preserve and invite your friends to join you at your little private forest fire