Happy Slap Lyrics

You hit me once, I hit you back
You gave a kick, I gave a slap
You smashed a plate over my head
Then I set fire to our bed

You hit me once, I hit you back
You gave a kick, I gave a slap
You smashed a plate over my head
Then I set fire to the bed

My black eye casts no shadow
Your red eye sees no blame, yeah
Your slaps don't stick, your kicks don't hit
So we remain the same

Blood sticks and sweat drips
Break the lock if it don't fit
A kick in the teeth, oh, is good for some, yeah
A kiss with a fist is better than none

You hit me once, I hit you back
You gave a kick, I gave a slap
You smashed a plate over my head
Then I set fire to our bed

You hit me once, I hit you back
You gave a kick, I gave a slap
You smashed a plate over my head
Then I set fire to the bed

I broke your jaw once before
I spilled your blood upon the floor
You broke my leg in return
So let's sit back and watch the bed burn

Kiss me with your broken jaw, baby
I'll hold you like I did before, darling
And holding hands together
We'll wage a little war, a little war

You hit me once, I hit you back
You gave a kick, I gave a slap
You smashed a plate over my head
Then I set fire to our bed

You hit me once, I hit you back
You gave a kick, I gave a slap
You smashed a plate over my head
Then I set fire to the bed

My black eye casts no shadow
Your red eye sees no blame, yeah
Your slaps don't stick, your kicks don't hit
So we remain the same

Blood sticks and sweat drips
Break the lock if it don't fit
A kick in the teeth, oh, is good for some, yeah
A kiss with a fist is better than none

You hit me once, I hit you back
You gave a kick, I gave a slap
You smashed a plate over my head
Then I set fire to our bed

You hit me once, I hit you back
You gave a kick, I gave a slap
You smashed a plate over my head
Then I set fire to the bed

I'll break your teeth so you can't eat
Break your feet so you can't sleep
I'll keep you up at night
Always ready for a fight

You broke my teeth so I couldn't eat
Broke my feet so I couldn't sleep
Keep me up at night
Always ready, ready, ready, ready, ready for a fight