Half-Assed Rapper Lyrics

[intro]
Uh, uh, yo, yo
Get money, get paid
Get money, get laid
Get money, get a lot
Get VD, get a shot
[verse 1]
Yo, I'm big pimpin', like acne
Ain't got no skills, kinda wack, see
A cheesy reference, I'm-a throw it in
I got a Android, so I can phone it in
Ain't even tryin', in fact I still in bed
Got a hot girl, here to give me breakfast
She bought donuts, yea that's what I like
Mouth full of jelly, crumbs on the mic
Nah I ain't in the mood, girls get off me
Go downstairs, get me some coffee
Song's in all the club, record goin' gold
My flow is nasal, ‘cause I got a cold
[chorus]
Yo I'm a half-assed rapper gettin' paid for words
Didn't write ‘em can't recite ‘em but success is assured
‘Cause I pretend to be hardcore and from the street
But I got no sense of rhythm so I'm way off beat

[break]
(snoring)
engineer: Uh, Devo? Devo Spice. Devo!
Devo: Huh? Uh, yo, I'm big pimpin', like acne. Ain't got no skills, kida...
engineer: No, Devo. Devo! We already did that part. We're up to the big hit part.
Devo: Oh, sorry. Uh, yo...

[verse 2]
It's a big hit, it's all over ya
I'm makin' bank, like Wachovia
People love my song, so they play it again
I, uh, what was I sayin' again?
Got phat rhymes, and clever lyrics
I know you're impressed, by the clever lyrics
I can't read this line, the paper's smudged
Now I need a rhyme, uh, I like fudge
Yo I'm the best, in the game today
Like Super Mario, when he jumps away
I know I mumble, but just a li'l bit
It's all slurred and you kayee yeah???
[chorus]
Yo I'm a half-assed rapper gettin' paid for words
Didn't write ‘em can't recite ‘em but success is assured
‘Cause I pretend to be hardcore and from the street
But I got no sense of rhythm so I'm way off beat
engineer: So Devo, you wanna do a third verse?
Devo: Nah, I'm goin' back to bed.
engineer: So how do you want to end the song?
Devo: How about you just shut up and leave me alone?
engineer: Uh, OK.