Hairless And Fancy Free Lyrics

You and I should shave our pubic hair
You and I should shave our pubic hair
Hairless and fancy-free's the way to be, so
Why should we leave it overgrown?

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You and I should shave our pubic hair
We sure could use the room in our underwear
You can see more tree with less leaves, so
Why must we leave it overgrown?