Green Card Marriage Lyrics

I don't love Kevin
and he don't love me
That's just a minor technicality
We are young and we are free
We don't have to believe in nationality

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Green card marriage
I'll love you till the INS takes me away (x2)

I don't love honour or obey
But I'm getting married anyway
So even though it's not my home
The government will let me stay

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My cubic zirconium shines so bright
But there's no sex on our wedding night
We're not going on honeymoon
I'm sleeping in the living room

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