Granny Takes A Trip Lyrics

Well she lives all alone in a house by a school,
She wears fur coats and hats and old fashioned jewels,
And her one aim in life to be on the screen:
Top billing with Vali, her favourite dream.

So once a year Granny takes a trip;
Always first class and she's well-equipped:
For the movie auditions in Hollywood town
She always turns up, but she's always turned down.

Well one day on the screen Granny's bound to be seen:
If she turns up again she's bound to find fame,
So Granny my dear we all wish you the best,
And know that you'll find your happiness ...

So once a year Granny takes a trip;
Always first class and she's well-equipped:
For the movie auditions in Hollywood town
She always turns up, but she's always turned down.