Granddad Need Pills Lyrics

Pills for Granddad ahhhhh
Yeah we need to get some pills for Granddad ahhhh
We really need to get some pills for Granddad ahhhhh
Look, we need to get some pills for your Granddad. ahhh

I have a future I have I life
All thanks to Granddads sacrifice
His life was harder he was on the front line
He worked in the mines and he left school at five.
But look now he dribbles
It's really quite vile
And he moans and he whines about the signs and the times
He thinks were all sissies who suckle at a breast
That temps us with its nipples and gets us all in dept

Let's send him over
Granddad needs pills to numb his pain
Were the reason for the stress he's coming under
Someone needs to take granddad away
Cos he's getting older the other day he miss pronounced my name
Were the reason for the stress he's coming under
look and now he's pissed himself again

And I could do without dept I'm expecting another child
Cos you're no longer pretty but babies are nice
Just let's hope this is a nice child
Not like you who decide
To be a little shit
Whose fault
Not mine

Cos we need and ideal life style
One that could be televised
Or featured in a glossy mag
You know the type
But granddad doesn't fit the bill
He's over the hill
Granddad needs a special home
Or just to be killed

Let's send him over
Granddad needs pills to numb his pain
Were the reason for the stress he's coming under
Someone needs to take granddad away
Cos he's getting older the other day he miss pronounced my name
Were the reason for the stress he's coming under
Look and now he's pissed himself again

Cos no one care about what he says
All friends are dead
And were all newlyweds with no time
With no time
And I've still got ambitions left
So I don't expect to face this consequence of life
This consequence of life

Let's send him over
Granddad needs pills to numb his pain
Were the reason for the stress he's coming under
Someone needs to take granddad away
Cos he's getting older the other day he miss pronounced my name
Were the reason for the stress he's coming under
Look and now he's pissed himself again

Take Granddad away
Take Granddad away

Pills for Granddad ahhhhh
Yeah we need to get some pills for granddad ahhhh
We really need to get some pills for granddad ahhhhh
Look, we need to get some pills for your granddad. ahhh