God Hates Astronauts Lyrics

Year is nineteen eighty five and it's a
Miracle you're still alive
We need another tragedy to show the world who's boss
And then you'll see

Since I flew
Did things to me
All I knew
Different story

Think small
Live small
Be small

Past falling onto smooth sailing
Witness Earth trailing far behind

"Cause I hate astronauts!"

Since man was born
He knew the world was too small for his mind
And dreams were made to one day reach the sky
And god held out a helping hand, intending to be kind
And pompous man just gave it a high five!

Lunar race: Revelation
Outer space: Our creation

March forth
Bold traveler
Into your destiny

Past falling onto smooth sailing
Witness Earth trailing far behind

Wives balling cause now god's calling
And all hope is falling from their minds

God hates astronauts
And god hates astronauts
"Cause I hate astronauts!"

What Nietzsche said is far from true
Because I'm high above still watching you
And when you're orbiting through heaven's skies
Your will to power falls before it flies

Since I flew,
Did things to me
All I knew
Different story

March forth
Bold traveler
Into your destiny

March forth
Bold traveler
Into your destiny

Astronaut.
Where are you now?
You're hiding in a room
Where no one will assume
You're an astronaut
Dry those weary eyes
And come to outer space
To join the lunar race
Oh Astronaut
Little astronaut