Giant Robot Store Lyrics

The shoes all live at Shoe Town

Lamps plus has lamps and more

So logically it follows what's inside the

GIANT ROBOT STORE



I will never go into the

GIANT ROBOT STORE

Cause what i don't know

can't hurt me or my brain

No one ever has been through the

GIANT ROBOT STORE

And come out on the other side the same

Hallmark huts have greeting cards

Cigar shops, humidors

But intelligence is smoking deep within the

GIANT ROBOT STORE

And when my girlfriend said

She didn't love me anymore

the guy i hired followed her into the

GIANT ROBOT STORE

Robo-sapiens! Micro-dogs and cats!

Cold and calculating underneath

fur robo-hats!

Compu-hominids! Plastic, steel and tin!

See how they re-boot themselves

when fresh flesh wanders in!



It creeps me out when beeps come out

It's like that song by Styx

Domo Oregato, baby,

From clucking micro-chicks



A robot den of motored men

With artificial minds

The Giant Robot Army's

gonna kick our stupid, live behinds!