Free & Freaky Lyrics

I'm the kinda guy Who don't pick up the phone I sneak around the room I bitch about and moan People make me nervous Pretty soon they'll leave me alone Free and freaky in the USA My sister went to war She tied a guy up on a leash I think about it sometimes While I'm sittin' on the beach I hate it when people look at me the wrong way Free and freaky in the USA Free and freaky in the USA England and France These cultures are old The cheese is stinky And the beer ain't cold When i go over there i gotta walk bold Free and freaky in the USA Free and freaky in the USA Free and freaky in the USA Woah, today, my mind begins to stray I sit around an old house Schemin' in the dark I'm walkin' all alone In a bath robe, in the park I feel a touch of evil But I guess it'll be OK Free and freaky in the USA Alabama Dali Lama Baby Mama Free and freaky in the USA Free and freaky in the USA Rude madonna Benihana Antique father Free and freaky in the USA Free and freaky in the USA Free and freaky in the USA Free and freaky in the USA Free and freaky in the USA Free and freaky in the USA