Frank Lyrics

F is for my buddy Frank
U is for going up
B is for bandanna
U is for umbrella
Met a woman named Ella
She used to be a fella
We were on sassafras, yeah

She knew how to set bones and suck out venom
Cut the bite like a X
The wound healed up fresh
I look gruff
On the lam I shave
Shaved off the 'stache and told her my name's Gabe
Tell her my name's Blade
Shaved off the stache and tell her my name's Wade
A little mascara, look like a total babe
Yeah, tell her my name's Paige

F is for my buddy Frank
U is for going up
B is for bandanna
U is for umbrella
Met a woman named Ella
She used to be a fella
We were on sassafras
She was my Cinderella

And I am not hiding in no clock tower

I was headed to the U.S
British in B and Blue
Missing Scrabble and a G
Watch pocket
Then spelled "gnostic"
The place went bananas
The whole place is loaded
Here's how it unfolded
Hold it, you stole it
Quicker than you could say "hike"
There's thieves in the temple tonight
There's thieves on this airplane flight
There's thieves with G's in their sleeves on this flight

F is for my buddy Frank
U is for going up
B is for bandanna
U is for umbrella
Met a woman named Ella
She used to be a fella
We were on sassafras
She was my Cinderella

And I am not sitting in no rush hour

F is for my buddy Frank
U is for going up
B is for bandanna
U is for umbrella
Met a woman named Ella
She used to be a fella
We were on sassafras
She was my Cinderella

And I am not offering no cut flowers

F is my girl Feather
I is for Coney Island
L is for lavender
A is for antenna
Met a woman named Kema
We had a great dinner
She made her own kugel
I pet her sweet poodle

B is for banana seat
O is for octoroon
S is for South Central
S is for September
Met a woman named Ginger
She was so damn tender
We made smoothies
She had a great blender

P is for palatine
A is for alright
C is for cupcakes
O is for overruled
J is for Ginger again
N is for new dad
C is for Chivalry
O is for oranges
U is for going up
S is for soft seats
E is for energetic
D is for dianetics
Met a woman named Greta
Her skin was like leather
I could never forget her