Foreign Hand Lyrics

To start you put the wide end on the right side of your neck
You let it hang a foot below the narrow one, oh heck
Then cross the wide end over the narrow end and then back
Go round again, with wide in front of narrow, leave some slack

There's something about our ties, they look good.
You wear them to look the way that you should.
They help you conform with the corporate US
And get rid of the nonconformist excess.

Now you pass the wider end up through the goddamn loop
You hold the front of the knot loose and now man get the scoop
You pass the wide end straight down through the front of that there knot
You grasp the thin end, tighten up, you nailed it on the dot

There's something about our ties, they look good.
You wear them to look the way that you should.
They help you conform with the corporate US
And get rid of the nonconformist excess.

Solo

There's something about our ties, they look good.
You wear them to look the way that you should.
They help you conform with the corporate US
And get rid of the nonconformist excess.

THAT'S THE FOUR-IN-HAND THAT'S THE FOUR-IN-HAND THAT'S THE FOUR-IN-HAND THAT'S THE FOUR-IN-HAND!!!!