Foreign Food Lyrics

I was poisoned in Amsterdam with a salmonella egg and a piece of ham
I was sick as a dog in gay Paree, I could feel those frog's legs kicking me
I should never have had that last bratwurst, I had eaten so much I was fit to burst
And I will never eat fish in old Marseille, next time I'll let it swim away

I have never liked
I have never liked
I have never liked foreign food

I was flat on me back with a touch of lurg after eating out in Heidelberg
I had a very strange case of the Spanish fly when the paella said you can do or die

I have never liked
I have never liked
I have never liked foreign food