Farmer Boy Lyrics

farmer boy, where are you from?
you're inbred! you've got no schlong
down there in norfolk where the land's all flat
you do intensive farming, i can't get with that

CHORUS:

don't you just yearn for a nova?
and play house music all over and over
or how about a tracksuit by kappa?
and hook yourself up with a pregnant slapper

all the other kids did speed
they wore tracksuits, you wore tweed
towny boys saved up for kappa
you helped your daddy save up for a tractor