Facebook Friend (Don't Want To Be Your) Lyrics

I don't wanna know what's on your mind.
Don't care if your kitchen has been redesigned.
And all your band's events, I won't attend.
I don't wanna be your Facebook friend.

(Don't wanna be your) Facebook Friend

Don't wanna see your horoscope
Or hear your half-cooked anecdotes.
Don't care for the politics that you defend.
I don't wanna be your Facebook friend.

Don't really dig your Farmville chores
And I'm not gonna fight in your Mafia Wars
Won't play your games, no, I won't condescend
I don't wanna be your Facebook friend.

Don't wanna be your late night text
Not gonna be your chat room sex
Why you poke me I don't comprehend.
I don't wanna be your Facebook friend.