Exercise Machines Lyrics

What if we could use our exercise machines to make electricity,
all our needs would melt away the pounds.
We all would have the best shape of our lives,
we could re-claim the Olympics,
the TV would show red and blue and white.

Instead of sooty clouds over our cities we'd have body odor smog to fill our lungs,
our skies would be the envy of everyone.

All those who just sit around and watch the tube will have something more to do,
cause you can't watch Friends until you've run a mile.
Some day we will invent a new machine that will make cars obsolete,
a vehicle that runs on human power.
Oh think of just how far we will have come.