Everyone Knows Juanita (Gael Garcia Bernal) Lyrics

Well, everyone knows Juanita
Her eyes each a different color
Her teeth stick out and her chin goes in

And her... knuckles, they drag on the floor
Those aren't the words!
There are children present!

Her hair is like a briar
She stands in a bow-legged stance
And if I weren't so ugly
She'd possibly give me a chance