Lyrics to Everybody Dies
That Uber driver, haha, anything but a survivor
Leanin' dead over the wheel, droolin' blood and saliva
I'm feelin' more than miffed, my man, these slugs are my gift
From life to death you shift, and it happens so swift
Three old-ass ladies all dead, in a golden Mercedes
They always feared the day they'd die ever since they was babies
Who's that hottie catchin' hollow points all up in her body
She kicked the bucket hard, like some fuckin' karate
Here comes a postman, I burnt him up like some toast
Turned his ass into a shadow, an orb, a ghost
That bitch is [?] fat, stepped out the laundromat
Pat pat pat, with the gat, like squibs in her chest splat
Dude on a skateboard, congrats to me, my aim scored
Make sure that fool ain't late for his date with the Lord
EMT's on the way, but I reversed the journey
He showed up in the driver's seat but left on a gurney
Everybody dies!

Everybody raised on the east side dies!
Everybody raised on the west side dies!
Everybody raised up worldwide fuckin' dies, dies, dies, dies!
Everybody raised on the east side dies!
Everybody raised on the west side dies!
Everybody raised up worldwide fuckin' dies, dies, dies, dies!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Death, bitch! [*gunshot*]

"Will work for food" is what it said on his cardboard sign
Until I pierced a bullet through the O and blew his mind
Screams of havoc and terror and utter pandemonium
Dead bodies, bloody bleedin' layin' on linoleum
The chief fireman, heavy heavin' workin the hose
Boom boom, the Draco blows, bullet holes in his clothes
Some fuckin' lady in the crowd, screamin' so damn loud
I threw one in her direction, left her forehead plowed
Run as fast as you can, my man, it don't mean shit
Soon as that thang thang spit, them legs beneath you quit
So say hello to the bad guy, the mad guy
I sent two through your mama's back and one through your dad's eye
Bang bang, bam bam, off in every direction
Slugs and people makin' personal connections
As the lady on the news tells you that everyone's dead
She catches one through the back of her head
Brains on the camera

Never, ever, ever pass up your chance to die!

Everybody raised on the east side dies!
Everybody raised on the west side dies!
Everybody raised up worldwide fuckin' dies, dies, dies, dies!
Everybody raised on the east side dies!
Everybody raised on the west side dies!
Everybody raised up worldwide fuckin' dies, dies, dies, dies!

Those of us that's happy (Dies!)
Those of us unsatisfied (Dies!)
Those of us that's runnin' from it (Dies, dies, dies, dies!)
Those of us that's winners (Dies!)
Those of us that lose in life (Dies!)
Those of us that's runnin' from it (Dies, dies, dies, dies!)
Death, died, dead, everybody dies!
Death, dead, dyin', everybody dies!
Death, died, dead, everybody dies!
Death, dead, dyin', everybody dies!

I'm on a suicide mission, wishin' I could be first
But I've gotta do much worse than fill my own hearse
I've got a earthquake, make my thirty-ought-six burst
And shake, for murderin' I thirst and ache
I'm fiendin' to be cleanin' clocks out, no more dreamin'
Need reality, the bloody bleedin' casualty screamin'
Got six bodies in my van, my only plan to expand that number
Once they go under, they don't wake from this slumber
I shot a plumber, a student, a man in a Brinks truck
A kid in the second grade, doctors and maids they bucked
Teachers, preachers, and tweakers, blow 'em all out they sneakers
Public speakers, both players and the fans in the bleachers
Whether they over the phone or think they safe in they home
I'm breakin' bones and leavin' bullet holes in they domes
It's every man for themselves the day the sun don't rise
And it should come as no surprise when everybody dies

Everybody raised on the east side dies!
Everybody raised on the west side dies!
Everybody raised up worldwide fuckin' dies, dies, dies, dies!
Everybody raised on the east side dies!
Everybody raised on the west side dies!
Everybody raised up worldwide fuckin' dies, dies, dies, dies!

Those of us that's happy (Dies!)
Those of us unsatisfied (Dies!)
Those of us that's runnin' from it (Dies, dies, dies, dies!)
Those of us that's winners (Dies!)
Those of us that lose in life (Dies!)
Those of us that's runnin' from it (Dies, dies, dies, dies!)
Death, died, dead, everybody dies!
Death, dead, dyin', everybody dies!
Death, died, dead, everybody dies!
Death, dead, dyin', everybody dies!

Dies! Dies! Fuckin' dies, dies, dies, dies!
Dies! Dies! Fuckin' dies, dies, dies, dies!

Those of us that's happy (Dies!)
Those of us unsatisfied (Dies!)
Those of us that's runnin' from it (Dies, dies, dies, dies!)
Those of us that's winners (Dies!)
Those of us that lose in life (Dies!)
Those of us that's runnin' from it (Dies, dies, dies, dies!)

Here pig, pig, pig, pig, pig
Here pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, piggy!
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