Lyrics to Entertain Me
I have everything I need
But nothing that I want
That's not good enough
Is that the best you've got?
Bring me mimes and fire reachers
And trapezes from the ceiling
And if you tell a joke
And I'm still not amused, you're through

Your Majesty!

Look here!

Look here!

I can make a rabbit disappear

I can balance on a sphere

I can put my legs behind my head

Do that again and you'll be dead
All the rest of you
Bite your tongue, hold your breath
'Cause I'm the most valuable guest

Entertain!
Entertain!
That was good
Wasn't great
Entertain!
Entertain!
Where's my snuff?
Where's my fluff?

Your Majesty, it's right there on the tray

Oh... You!
Bring me my silver spoon
And while you're at it, prepare a goose
And tell the baker that the Queen wants pudding too
Why do you look confused?
Chop-chop!

Your Majesty

What?!

It's the King

Is he dead?

Lucid, ma'am

Oh... Bring me to him
Your Majesty

No need for the formalities, Lottie. Come! Sit with me. How is little George?

He's not so little anymore. Your subjects miss you, my dear. I miss you

I miss the blue bells
They're in full bloom
Walking hand in hand

I remember when you said we're dancing on the clouds
Strolling through the grounds
Talk and talk for hours

We were dancing

Through the flowers

Oh! I— I forgot to ask. How is dear Amelia?

George, Amelia was ill. Several years ago

She came to my room but a fortnight ago. Did you not see her?

George... Amelia is dead!

Have you done something? What have you done to my child? No, you come back here! This woman killed my child!

Entertain!
Entertain!
Bring me all my vices
Something that will take away the pain

Entertain!
I'm dismayed
I'm not crazy, but my sanity is circling the drain

She's not living, just surviving
By and by, her sanity is circling the drain

Not living, just surviving
No one's listening
Watching as I slowly go insane
Entertain me!
Entertain me!

Your Majesty

What?!

The latest Whistledown

That will do!