English Nobleman Lyrics

Oi am an English nobleman, a nobleman am Oi.
My dignity would be besmirched if you hit me in the face with a pie

My nobility is blended with senility;
to this institution Oi've been committed
But the officials and me should have a cup of tea,
and with that I should be acquitted.

For Oi am an English nobleman, a nobleman am Oi
My dignity would be besmirched if you hit me in the face with a pie

As a child I drew in the dust on the stairs,
envisioning sword fights frightful scary
But not a wielder of the sword became Oi,
but a wielder of the common pie.

For Oi am an English nobleman, a nobleman am Oi
My dignity would be besmirched if you hit me in the face with a pie.