Emo Boy Wants To Go To Target Lyrics

I wanna go to Target,

But nobody will drive me.

Where, oh where is Target?

Can I walk there in my girl pants?

Target, I need a razor,

Mine's too dull for my veins.

Please, please have that Alanis Morrisette CD?

And then to keep up my image,

I'll need a From First To Last CD.

(Target, oh Target)

Why can't I go to Target?

I wanna visit my Target friend.

She understands my problems,

But I still cut.

Alanis, please help me!

(Target)

"I love you emo boy!"