Elpheen Lyrics

In a lab, in grimy sawdust
a ferret with a case of wanderlust
too much radiation he got mad
busted straight out of the lab

Megaferret throwin down
baddest rodent in the town
drinkin fightin playin his game
everybody knows his name

That night he went downtown
looking for punks for throwin down
chip on his shoulder, axes to grind
not afraid to cross the line


he met some guy comin from a bar
with a pretty girl and even prettier car
he said "I don't like you, so what's up Jack?!"
beat him down and spit on his back