Ego Trip Lyrics

I drag my suitcase down the hall, another day, another ball
Straight outta bed and off I go, my very favorite travel show
I pop the bag, it's full of stuff, I never quite unload enough
But I'll make room, I'll get a grip, I'm packing for my ego trip

I'm packing for my ego trip
I've got a lifetime membership
I'm well rehearsed and well-equipped
I'm packing for my ego trip

I'll start with pride and self-esteem, eternal youth and fading genes
I always squeeze some extra socks right underneath my writer's blocks
My shaving kit is six feel tall, it holds the mirror on the wall
Reflecting me, myself and I, my three most favorite passers-by

I'm packing for my ego trip
I've got a lifetime membership
I'm well rehearsed and well-equipped
I'm packing for my ego trip

Today, I'll start by ending world hunger
Take a break for lunch and win Olympic Gold
Just before my nap at three, I'll sell a coupla million CDs
My wing at the Smithsonian is something to behold

Sometimes I walk, sometimes I drive, sometimes I crawl, sometimes I fly
My travel agent loves me 'cause I'm tripping every minute
And when I'm not in my right mind, my left one's overflowing
Then I know I've gone way past my psyche's legal baggage limit

I'm packing for my ego trip
I've got a lifetime membership
I'm well rehearsed and well-equipped
I'm packing for my ego trip