Earth Of Grandma Lyrics

Earth to GrandmaIt?s a doll completely amde of socksIt?s a cover for a tissue boxIt?s a clothespin duck and a Funfur catAnd a crazy yarn and beercan hatEarth to GrandmaWhat the hell is that?It a painted rock with google eyesIt?s a matchstick cross where Jesus diedIt?s a plaque that says ?I Heart My Home?It?s toothpicks, felt, and styofoamEarth to GrandmaWhat the hell is that?