Dumbass in a Pair of Shorts Lyrics

I never feel like anything
But a pair of shorts on your hips
I never feel like anything more than a

Dumbass in a pair of shorts
I'm a pair of shorts when I'm with you
In a pair of shorts
Sounds dumb to say
But it feels true

I know what's real and who's faking it
Because I lived that way for so long
I never feel much more than a

Dumbass in a pair of shorts
I'm a pair of shorts when I'm with you
In a pair of shorts
Sounds dumb to say
But it feels true