Dumb Row Laughs Lyrics

no chance in a bank so it's driving a tank
stout as a brick thick as a plank
It's needlework instead of maths
when the dumb row laughs

give him a gun see 'em go
where they go is a no-no
as welcome as a turd in a swimming baths
the dumb row laughs

no niggers or yids or wops or nips
no wogs or kites or krauts or spicks
no micks or jocks or taffs
when the dumb row laughs