Drink Like A Man Lyrics

Well, I used to think women were better than booze,
But I've known these women too well,
You give 'em all that you make,
But you can't make them stay, Outa those sleazy motels,
You can dress them in diamonds and roses,
But I don't think you quite unstand,
You can get on your knees and you can beg them please,
Or you can shut up,
And drink like a man,

Went home to see my woman,
I could not believe what I found,
She's smokin' my favorites brand with an insurance salesman,
The deal had already gone down,
Went down to The River Jordon and buried my toes in the sand,
Said, \"Lord God above, well tell me what have I done?\"
He said shut up and drink like a man,

Life is a bottle of whiskey,
You're only as drunk as you feel,
I thought when she's gone she'd miss me,
But she don't,
And that's the deal,

Well, I used to think women were top on my list,
But I've known you women too long,
You give 'em all of your best and all you got left,
Are nothin' but depressing songs,
You can immerse yourself in the bathtub,
Reenact \"King Arthur's Last Stand\",
You can total your car,
But it's quicker by far,
To just shut up and drink like a man,
You can curse the whole world,
You can cry like a girl,
Or you can shut up,
And drink like a man

(Thanks to Allyn for these lyrics)