Draco and Harry (the naughty version) Lyrics

Draco Malfoy, why the long face?
Don't you wanna fuck all those hot Slytherin babes?

Harry Potter, what's your deal?
Did you notice something down there you have never seen before?

Draco Malfoy, you have a problem
Pansy was waiting, you couldnt get it up oh

Harry Potter, I think you got a sign
When you are with Ginny you've got something else in mind

Gimme 2 guesses
(One) Do you wish that she was blonde?
(Two) Do you wish that she was not a girl?

Draco and Harry - Luckily
The Whomping Willow's a tree
So it can't see that
Draco and Harry, now lustfully
F-U-C-K-I-N-G, right there
Right there

It's all right - It's okay
It's all right - That's what we say

Just go for it - C'mon, you want to
Go for it boy - Go for it
(You want him, you want him...)