Doctor Puberty Lyrics

Well there's a time in your life
When every person goes through changes
But have no fear while your body rearranges
I know it's hard to talk about it comfortably
So gather round, kids, I'm Dr. Puberty!

Toby:
Dr. Puberty, help me!
I'm growing all this hair!
I even found some down there...
In my UNDERWEAR!

Dr.P:
Don't worry about it, Toby,
Recent tests have shown
You're just another victim
Of your own testosterone.

Cindy:
Help me, Dr. Puberty
I'm scared it's gonna hurt,
If these lumps keep getting bigger
They'll stretch out all my shirts

Dr.P:
Don't worry about it, Cindy
To you they seem uncool,
But in a few more years,
You'll be popular at school.

Brenda:
Help me Dr.Puberty,
What's happening to my skin?
My face is full of blotches,
From my forehead to my chin.

Dr.P:
Don't worry about it, Brenda,
What you suffer from is zits,
But guys will never notice
Cuz they're staring at your tits.

Kid 4:
Oh no, Dr. Puberty,
I'm feeling really naughty
Last night I had a little bit
Too much fun with my body.
I was chillin' watchin' TV
When I stumbled upon Baywatch
And I got a strange sensation,
Like a fever in my crotch!

Dr. P:
Oh... you're tellin' me! Jeez, call up Loveline... I think one of those dudes is a doctor, or somethin'.