Do You Want A Personality To Match That Uniform? Lyrics

We've got power, we've got uniforms
We've got a whole bunch of yoohoo... so what have we got?
We've got nothing, we've got nothing at all
We've got the freedom to choose between Seinfeld and Letterman
We've got popes and pontiffs and holy shit
But what do they know about partying or anything else?
We've got nothing, we've got nothing at all

We try to seek our course despite the fact that we're obstructed by this world

We've got power, we've got uniforms
We've got a whole bunch of yoohoo... so what have we got?
We've got nothing, we've got nothing at all
We've got the freedom to choose between Magnum PI and Jeopardy
We've got Bush and Blair and Chuck Norris

But what the fuck do they know about politics or anything else?
We've got nothing, we've got nothing at all

Yet we try to seek our course despite the fact that we're obstructed by this world

So where do we go from here?