Distortion! Lyrics

distortion, distortion
annie got an abortion
little orphan, sweet orphan
your crankin' up my endorphins
portions filling, girls are willing
doctor phil can drill your fillings
feeling pressure, too much pressure
now the air it smells much fresher

bring it down, bring it down
bring it down, down, down, down, down
bring it down, bring it down
bring it down, down, down . . .

still there's distortion, distortion
of vast proportions
now i'm morphin', contortion
you're gettin' under my foreskin
orson's crazy, thoughts are hazy
wore a bonnet made of gravy
nasty weather, stay together
or we'll blow off like a feather

bring it down, bring it down
bring it down, down, down, down, down
bring it down, bring it down
bring it down, down, down . . .

bring it down, bring it down
bring it down, down, down, down, down
bring it down, bring it down
bring it down, down, down . . .

I fell in love with a girl who stole my shit
kleptomaniac bitch with a drug habit
she stole my heart, and also my car
a couple hundred bucks, and a VCR
but you can't have this, can't grab this
you can't have my cannabis
psilocybin, now we're vibin'
ain't no cars on the road we're drivin'
cryin' babies, pregnant ladies
shootin' smack in my black mercedes

bring it down, bring it down
bring it down, down, down, down, down
bring it down, bring it down
bring it down, down, down . . .

I sold my soul to the devil for a cut of his power
but he wanted a refund cause my soul was sour
I said, "All right man, if that's how it's gotta be"
but I charged him a 10% restocking fee!