Dirty Old Man Lyrics

He's out on the town wearing black leather pants and a button down
Whistling out of tune, the girls get nervous when he enters the room
Scared to get caught in his gaze, they've read and heard about his ways

Rude, crude and decietful
He's chasing all the girls
He's got some real bad lines
Hey baby, what's your sign?

Greasy hair, cheap cigars, sittin all alone at the end of the bar
Whistling out of tune, the girls get nervous when he enters the room
Scared to get caught in his gaze, they've read and heard about his ways

Rude, crude and decietful
Just one of those people
Well, he hopeless but hopeful
He's rude crude and decietful - dirty old man