Dirty, Scandalous, Dirty Lyrics

In a trip to fix all that's right,
Secretly seeking
Help at intersects
Accidentally meeting

With the greeting cards text
He's cleverly made worthwhile
Each tear in the crease of her smile

But an awhile an opening let's here see the inside she never saw

Now that we're all here...
A toast proposed and begged collects the hour
This scene comes easily 'cause we've seen inside
Their eyes open wide, hands controlled, arms at side
Here comes the question yes mother
You may now kiss the coroner

Now where were we?
Ah yes, where the groom's been
Keeping quiet what we've done
To make sure she'll be tearing

With the dinner plates set
Sweet melody plays her style
Each ear feels an end of her smile