dickhead blues Lyrics

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Damn the dickhead blues
When your time becomes somebody else’s refuge
Damn the dickhead blues
Make a vacation outta you
Damn the dickhead blues
When you are stuck sinking in someone’s lagoon
Like a spoon drowns in a stеw
What kind of meal are they making of you?

Thinking cupid calls for you
End up gum on somеone’s shoe
Makes me feel like I don’t have a clue

My dilemma is always a dickhead
Who’s drunk on the daily news
Like coyotes in culottes
Clawin' for coffee in open-toed shoes
I'm no longer amused by losers
Who find themselves losing me
That’s why I choose

I’m not as worthless as I once thought
I am pretty top-notch
I am pretty top-notch
I am pretty top-notch
I’m useful

Damn the dickhead blues
When ur feeling as broke as a bottle of booze
Damn the dickhead blues
Like a soda straw strangling you

Thinking cupid calls for you
And end up gum on someone’s shoe
Makes me feel like I don’t have a clue

If I had a heart, if I had a heart
If I had a heart, if I had a heart
I’d know where to start, I’d know where to start
I’d know where to start, I’d know where to start
If I had a heart, if I had a heart
If I had a heart, if I had a heart
I’d know where to start (Start)
I’d know where to start (Start, start)
I’d know where to start (Start)
I’d know where to start (Start, start)
If I had a heart, if I had a heart
If I had a heart, if I had a heart
I’d know where to start (Start)
I’d know where to start (Start, start)
I’d know where to start
If I–
I’d know–
If I–
If I–
Know where
If I–
If I had–

I’m not as worthless as I once thought
I am pretty top-notch
I am pretty top-notch
I am pretty top-notch
I’m useful