Deviant Lifestyles Lyrics

A question of conscience
For the girl who dumped me
You played with my heart strings
And then you fucked me
But just as we both
Got to the second stage
You said your goodbyes
And you wanted us to end

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I don't fucking understand why
You would leave me for a camel
They're just big stupid animals
Smell like my fucking Grandpa
I think this shit is sick
I think you need to get some help
I hope you're using condoms
When you fuck this dude yourself

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I have a girl
Who turned to
Deviant lifestyles
In all the world
I don't think that
I'd find someone like you
You fucked a new-shorn ewe
You fucked a new-shorn ewe

A question of maybe
For the girl who played me
You selfish little whore
Can't take your shit no more
But just as we both
Realized your problem
You couldn't get enough
I saw you suck an antelope

(bridge)

(chorus)

Rape dead mammals
Fuck wild camels
I can't take this
Not my level
I can't see what
Makes you want to
Have sex with a
Wild kangaroo

(chorus)

I have a girl
Who gets off
On sucking dog dicks
In all the world
She loves to do
Anything animal
Don't fuck my dog's ass
Get away from my dog