Damn Boy (What's Wrong With You) Lyrics

I'm sitting at a bar just minding myself
Just staring at the walls and quenching my cares
I must look troubled cause I'm starting a scene
with this big table sittin' right next to me.
Next thing you know this biker with these tattoos
He says damn boy, what's wrong with you?
Causin' trouble

When I was just a kid about seventeen
I went to school it was a problem for me
I learned that I was educationally doomed
I never turned in my assignments when due
I said I'm sorry miss I forgot to do it
The teacher say hey boy what's wrong with you?
Causin' trouble

I took a girl out to a movie one night
I bought her candy and a gigantic sprite
I think her popcorn was as big as her head
I tried to kiss her and here's what she said
What was it that you think you're trying to do
and slapped me
Damn boy, what's wrong with you?

Don't touch me

Keep your hands off

Don't touch me little boy

Keep your greasy hands off