Damn, You Look Good And I'm Drunk (Scandalous) Lyrics

S-C-A-N-D to the A, to the L-O-U-S
Can't handle it, can't handle it
Damn, that girl
She's scandalous (x2)

It's time to get a tan
It's half-off if you bring a friend
With them crazy press-on nails
Uh oh, uh oh
Here's the truth
You're kind of hot
But when you open up to talk
I can feel I'm going soft
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh

Don't ask me to sign your skin
Can't you see these little kids?
And you're the kind of girl I'd take home to mom
If my mama was dead

No good
You're up to no good
But damn, you look good and I'm drunk
Now you got me kind of thinking like maybe I would
It's so hard to be good
It's so hard to be good

S-C-A-N-D to the A, to the L-O-U-S
Can't handle it, can't handle it
Damn, that girl
She's scandalous (x2)

Girl, I dig your fanny pack
Riding low behind your back
Give them boys a heart attack
Uh oh, uh oh
But don't come at me with them lips
Sayin' you just want a kiss
Cause Lord only knows where you've been
Uh oh, uh oh

Don't ask me to sign your skin
I'm honestly not interested
And you're the kind of girl I'd take home to mom
If my mama was dead

No good
You're up to no good
But damn, you look good and I'm drunk
Now you got me kind of thinking like maybe I would
It's so hard to be good
It's so hard to be good (x2)

This is V.I.P. Party Boys
And we've got a few things to say to you nasty, trashy, hoes
Girl, where'd you get your outfit, Pick n' Pay?
Your mama picked, but she sure didn't pay
I didn't pay money for my body
What are you supposed to be
Some sort of Long Island Lolita, honey?
Are you sure you're even a woman?
Is that a house arrest bracelet in your pocket
Or do you got a dick like me?

You're the kind of girl I'd take home to mom
If my mama was dead

No good
You're up to no good
But damn, you look good and I'm drunk
Now you got me kind of thinking like maybe I would
It's so hard to be good
It's so hard to be good (x2)

S-C-A-N-D to the A, to the L-O-U-S
Can't handle it, can't handle it
Damn, that girl
She's scandalous (x2)