Cutie Stalker McCutie-Stalk Lyrics

Do you know the one about the girl, and the guy she ran into?

He spent the rest of his life playing "I Spy"

Well, you should: that girl is you



I can be your best friend or your worst nightmare

Ensnared in my fantasies

And my daydreams

If only we could get around the fact that you're not into me



You're 5'3"

Weigh 118

Your favourite colour is blue

Shoe size is five and a half

You love to take baths

And you sleep with my eyes on you



Well, honestly

You're creepy and you're too messed up to get with me