Crab Dance Lyrics

You do that crab dance, a raving one man stance
And i'll play my guitar, backed by bass and drums
You do that crab dance, a raving one man stance
And i'll play my guitar, backed by bass and drums

This was a secret that I couldn't keep, but
Just go round the corner and dance on your own
We will come join ya when we think we've learnt it
But if we take ages just come back and teach us

I promise it wont be
a one man party
I promise i wont cry
I'll learn it before it comes to that

See, I know a lad that can do the ole crab dance
and when i attempt it, it is called the crap dance
i know a lad that can do the ole crab dance
with a bottle of beer, hes anyones crab
one, two, three, four

Buy a stake in this, invest as you witness
as this is a trademark so throw in your notes
Cancel my plans that I made with the stripper
This is called dancing! Result: that 'en trance' thing

This was a secret that I couldn't keep, but
Just go round the corner and dance on your own
We will come join ya when we think we've learnt it
But if we take ages just come back and teach us

I promise it wont be
a one man party
I promise i wont cry
I'll learn it before it comes to that

See, I know a lad that can do the ole crab dance
and when i attempt it, it is called the crap dance
i know a lad that can do the ole crab dance
with a bottle of beer, hes anyones crab
one, two, three, four