Computer Graded Jacket Potato Lyrics

George is out the band,

Because he can't understand,

The abstract concept of time,

He should go suck a lime.



He didn't turn up,

Because he was busy petting his pup,

He put it before V.I.P.,

And he smells rather uriney.



Yes George is out the band,

George is out the band,

And it's mainly Tom's fault,

Because he's a stupid CUNT,

Yes it's all Tom's fault.