College Daze Lyrics

Four a.m., drunk again, got a final in biology at 10

Stupid me, nothing's free, this degree is taking an eternity



Test 1, test 2, didn't really study now my GPA is screwed

But I'm the king, of other things, just go and get me loaded and I'll take one for the team



Cuz when we're pounding Jaeger schmee schmees, I'm the one who keeps 'em down

Don't bother saving face cuz the loser always pays

and I'll be your drunken monkey clown



College daze, trying to make it through my college daze

I'll return to grace, when I make it through, once I make it through my college daze.



It's four, I'm out the door,

You can bet within the hour I'll be passed out on the floor

Bottles here, bottles there,

A semester long collection and you know we've drank our share



Cuz when we're bonging Jaeger schmee schmees

I'm the fool who throws 'em down

No matter what the stakes, I'll do anything it takes

And I'm used to sleeping on the ground...