Clothes Dryer Lyrics

my baby got a clothes dryer i don't know why anyone would buy a clothes dryer ain't we got a line ain't we got a yard full of sunshine my baby she says this clothes dryer got two settings one low one high state of the art got a patent pending i say baby if this what the good lord was intending when he made the world he would have made a clothes dryer but he made the sun and the wind and that's why i ain't going anywhere near that thing give me two poles and a length of string she says, o honey give it a try you might grow to like this clothes dryer i say baby when it spin the whole house shake getting that thing was a big mistake it'll trip the breaker it'll start a fire if the house burns down i'll blame the clothes dryer and then you gotta clean the lint off the screen i like it no better than the washing machine baby didn't i buy you that deep fat fryer why d'you need to go get a clothes dryer she says honey, this ain't no ordinary appliance this here is a break through in domestic science i say baby that ain't nothing but a clothes dryer and it gonna break once the warrantee expire three hundred and sixty six days until i can throw that sucker in the landfill now you might ask why would anyone sing about a clothes dryer if i said no reason i'd be a liar my water runs slow but it run deep i say baby i don't want you to lose no sleep but ever since you bought that clothes dryer you done the laundry and that i admire but there's something i been a missing ain't been getting no hugging and a kissing since my baby she got a clothes dryer..