Chuck No Luck Lyrics

Have you ever walked down the street and seen someone you like?
To me that happens all the time
And have you ever walked down the street and got into a fight?
To me that happens all the time
And have you ever walked down the street and been right down on your luck?
To me that happens all the time
And have you ever walked down the street and been knocked down by a truck?
To me that happened just one time

That's why they call me Chuck the Truck
When I crossed the road I was out of luck
That's why they call me Chuck the Truck
When they bury my body they can write on my gravestone
"Here lies Chuck: he was out of luck"

Have you ever walked down the street with a shotgun to your head?
To me that happens all the time
And have you ever walked down the street and found out you were dead?
To me that happened just one time

That's why they call me Chuck the Duck
When the shotgun fired I was out of luck
That's why they call me Chuck the Duck
When they bury my body they can write on my gravestone
"Here lies Chuck: he was out of luck"

And have you ever walked down the street and wished you stayed in bed?
To me that happens all the time
And have you ever walked down the street with a piano on your head?
To me that happened just one time

That's why they call me Chuck No Luck
That's why they call me Chuck No Luck
That's why they call me Chuck No Luck
When they bury my body they can write on my gravestone
"Here lies Chuck: he was out of luck"