Chia Pet Lyrics

From the murky depths of an ancient swamp, the Triassic period
Sprouted forth the amazing peat moss giving birth to my Chia Pet
Those sprouts and peat moss have always been there
Took some kind of genius to make it hair

My Chia Pet (x 7)

Some people have cats, some people have dogs
Some people have turtles and some people, they have frogs
Some people have fishes and some people have giraffes
Some people have hyenas (why?) 'cause they are all laughs
I even heard of a lady who had a pet rock
You can tell that lady she can suck my hairy Chia Pet

My Chia Pet (x 6)

Some people say it's not a pet 'cause it's inanimate
He's not the most active guy and that I will admit
He may not bark like a dog and he may not moo
But before you knock the little guy remember plants have feelings too
People buy real animals almost every day
This is your chance to change your ways

Listen what I say, start today
Make your way to your local Walgreen's, it's a small price to pay for a Chia Pet

My Chia Pet (x 4)

He's your best friend 'til the very end
(Or until you don't water him and he dies you inconsiderate plant owner)

My Chia Pet (x 7)

C-H-I-A Chia
Y-O-U and me-a
What a lovely tri-a
You and me and Chia Pet

My Chia Pet (x 6)

Watch it grow, watch it grow
Every day let it know
That every moment spent with it is eternity of happiness
And joy and contentment and good times
Elation no frustration and other happy stuff

My Chia Pet (x 8)