Cheap Blue Horn Theme Song Lyrics

(Chonk)
whooooaaaa....
gather 'round me boys
gather 'round me girls
put down that stick of corn
'cause this is a show
not just any show
a show called "Cheap Blue Horn!"

(Zack Wolk)
release the scorn, invent the pain
the world is ours and we're insane!
with Jason Bane and Chonky B
Zack Wolk here and our show is free
you cant compete our fists of fury
your mind's confused like a hung jury
so watch our show, I gotta go
here's Jason Bane to flo' some mo'

(Jason Bane)
i'm Jason Bane and i'm here to rap
duck down or get caught by my cap
my guns go off when the show comes on
and the show stays 'til the break of dawn
lose the remote and break the dial
'cause we're gonna bring you laughs and smiles
so watch your ass and drop the porn
'cause now it's time for "Cheap Blue Horn!"

(Chonk)
gather 'round me boys
gather 'round me girls
put down that stick of corn
'cause this is a show
not just any show
a show called "Cheap Blue Horn!"