Certain Friends & Failed Romances Lyrics

nothing is ever logical
when common sense doesn't work
nothing you can do can help
when your best friend is a jerk

it always turns out that
the ones you heart the most
cause you so much of your pain
like when best friends always boast

so a best friend doesn't understand
who's supposed to then?
confusion becomes an eleven
on a scale of one to ten

best friends always comfort
and you're empty when you can't
your anger then becomes misplaced
when it's really her fault instead

but now it's late
and thinking is impaired
all that you remember now
deep brown eyes, a deeper stare

Perfect hair, perfect eyes,
perfect chest, perfect thighs,
simple questions simple why's.
Simple answers, simple lies.