Can't Controller Lyrics

Nintendon't you know we're ahead of the Game-Boy (game over, game over)
Sega-irl, you're really Mega-Driving me crazy (game over, can't controller)

I've had my Dream's-Cast, I'm on Saturn
But you're the Commodore to my Genesis
From when I was 16 'til I'm 64 BITch
I'll try again and miss

On a Level, Wii are stuck
I just can't get over the blocks
I need a Star to help me through
Or even Mushrooms to deal with you

It's crazy, how are you the Boss?
I worked hard and I've still lost
Never knew you'd be at the end of this
I've been just gypped, fuck shit, what a rip

I can't believe it, WoW, you whore
I'm pulling your Power Chord
How am I yours, there's no Wii left
Looks like I'm not hitting reset

Nintendon't you know we're ahead of the Game-Boy (game over, game over)
Sega-irl, you're really Mega-Driving me crazy (game over, can't controller)

You don't wanna anger me
This might be your Final Fantasy
Grand T-H-E-F-T
Of your Kingdom of Hearts, baby

And I guess this Game is Turn Based
You play then I play, Strategic
But I can't Controller, that's funny
'Cause to play this game, I need it

It seemed so easy for you to play me
'Cause you're the one who decided to cheat
Always with you in the same old story, bored
Of the lies, and admit defeat

Nintendon't you know we're ahead of the Game-Boy (game over, game over)
Sega-irl, you're really Mega-Driving me crazy (game over, can't controller)